We haz no more food dayz, K?

mys curunt planz be updated wif first e-male. YAY!!!

john not in charg uf thermustat next time, K? da cold makz me silli.

i gets surendur flag redi. iz see jonnathun'z name in my rekwirementz vew.

Hai! we ur offshor team. ur job iz perfuctly safe tho, K?

dis be ur programz changz? u cantz b serius

okayz manugmunt dis b a brain and dis be how it wurkz

ma standin..........

i gotz ur coup............